Can't say I blame you. I don't know who's still drinking that stuff, but you go into any social club bar, or an Irish pub in London and it's all they have on as far as bitter goes.
I work in Gloucester on a Friday and there's a couple of Sam Smiths pubs in the city. I'm quite partial to their dark mild of a lunchtime. Got a bit of a stout taste to it and at at less than 3% I can have a couple of pints and not go back to work with a thick head in the afternoon.
If anybody on this thread (or anywhere else I guess!) Wants to join Untappd I'd recommend it. It's a beer based social network - you post when you drink beer and your friends can see it, toast you, you can find reviews of various beers, etc. It's a neat app - feel free to add me, I'm milnermaths there like on twitter