[D&D] Muppetborn

It's time to put on armour
It's time to fight the fight
It's time to clear the dungeon with the Muppetborn tonight

It's time to read the spellbook
It's time to show your might
It's time to slaughter monsters with the Muppetborn tonight

Why do we always quest here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of glory
as a murder hobo

So lets not be faint hearted
Why would we be faint hearted?
We'll never be faint hearted
We're the most nonrational, abberrational, explorational, Muppetational
Roll initiative for Muppetborn!