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Dom

Administrator
Staff member
#1
Our brave band of heroes include:

A Half-Orc Fighter
A Half-Orc Paladin
A Half-Elf Sorceror
A Halfling Cleric

And one other to be determined by @doggetay

Good thing the Barovians aren’t insular and terrified by monsters.
 
#3
Our brave band of heroes include:

A Half-Orc Fighter
A Half-Orc Paladin
A Half-Elf Sorceror
A Halfling Cleric

And one other to be determined by @doggetay

Good thing the Barovians aren’t insular and terrified by monsters.
A whole bunch of halves there. Maybe you will eventually arrive at something wholesome. At least free from the new fav: tiefling.
 

Guvnor

The Guvnor
Staff member
#4
We started to have a chat at my D&D table about cannibalism.
[In game, cos the monsters were eating humans and offered them some.]
Then we realised we had a halfling, elf, tiefling and tabaxi.
No problems there, then.. pass the leg of human..
Well they didn't, it still felt icky to them.. but until the last player, no humans for most of 2019.

Remember kids, this is just a game, you are not a cannibal..
 
#11
plus, them hobbitses are clearly just short representations of a mythical pre-industrial yeomanry by Tolkien.. oh shit, did I break immersions?
We don't appreciate this kinda usage of an h-word where I'm from. It's "halfling", thank you very much :p

I've completed my halfling wizard, by the way, in case you want to add this to the crew
 
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